Exhausted from her “War on Global Sperming” tour, Minge has asked the Obama administration for $380 million dollars in grants and bailout money because of “errors in the research that predicted the amount of sperm in the world”.In recapping her results, Minge said “I have only gotten to 457 guys so far, and it’s almost as if they can keep making it as fast as I can take it in. In a way it’s demoralizing, like there will be no end to it. I have this stuff running out every orifice I have.”
When it was suggested to her that it would do no harm if she were to abandon her plan, Minge glazed over and mumbled “Whatever”.
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