Minge: A Whore Disguises Herself As A Jew Disguised As A Schoolgirl

…for a Kabbalah costume party that is soooo relevant to Minge’s heritage.

According to The Daily Mail:

"Madonna was celebrating Purim, which commemorates the deliverance of the Jewish people of the ancient Persian Empire from nobleman Haman's plot to annihilate them, as recorded in the Biblical Book of Esther."

We figure it was after this harrowing experience that Kabbalah was amended to embrace promiscuity, debauchery, betrayal and overall sleaziness. We’re researching and will get back to you.

And:

"Meanwhile, the singer is said to be furious that her ex Guy Ritchie has let rumoured love interest Lauren Meek sleep over at his place."

OK, Guy, why can’t you just stick to inundating magazines and the internet with porn photos of various sex acts in a hotel room with Baby Jesus like Minge did.

Its Kabbalah approved.