Wolf Blitzer Got Blitzed (Surprise: He's An Idiot)

I can't make this stuff up,...my roommate keeps asking me, "How do you know the way these things are going to turn out?", and I tell him I study NewAge - which confuses him even more.

But NewAge is my magnifying glass into the true workings of the world. Give it a try - while getting away from it - and everything turns out the way it should.