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"If people want to pick up Jewish traditions without learning the background or observance, let them share in receiving the Desmond Tutu and Louis Farrakhan blood-libel attacks.

See how it could help? Take, for example, the Hollywood Kabbalah cult. I was always taught that Kabbalah was advanced Jewish study, and I was told that before I could truly understand it I would have to know Judaism backward, forward, and sideways. Yet the Hollywood Kabbalah cult skipped the foundation and went straight to the Zohar (the sacred Jewish text of Kabbalah).

I say we should give them our blessing. But before 'Esther' puts on her yarmulke, douses herself with Kabbalah water, or makes another music video about Kaballah while behaving inappropriately with another woman, I ask that she has a little press conference.

She should announce that it is she, not the Jews, who controls the media.

It’s a believable concept. Let’s face it — anybody who has seen any of her last few movies may already believe the only way she could have had them produced would be if she controlled the media.

Or take Madonna’s Kabbalah protégé, Demi Moore. Demi has a tattoo of a cross on her arm. Judaism forbids tattoos, so a tattoo of a cross … let’s just say it’s not very kosher.

But I say we tell Ms. Moore all is well, so long as she calls Obama advisor Samantha Power and convinces her that the Jews don’t control foreign policy in America — she and Ashton do."

-- Sammy Benoit, showing why I'm a sucker for almost any Jew named "Sammy" - long story, but it all started with Sammy Davis, Jr. - which is probably what they're using to take over Pajamas Media.