Wednesday, September 2, 2009

This Ain't Nothing Nice (But Neither Are You***)

"Meet the women of Secret Lives of Women, Cults."

-- WeTV

"What began as a simple yoga class, quickly consumed the life of 25-year-old Amy."

Well, yea, like "duh". Ladies, how difficult is it to understand that you don't need help breathing? That you (and everyone else on earth) have been doing it your entire life - without requiring assistance or special concentration of any kind - and that, if you're dumb enough to fall for such an obnoxious idea, then you're dumb enough to fall for anything? Really, isn't your own stupidity the "secret" most of you are hiding - even from yourselves? That, as you walk through a Whole Foods, there isn't one thing in there - not one - to justify spending more money than you would at your local Safeway? Can't you see that, because of how cults dress up their foolishness, your insanely childish desire to be "different", or a rebel, or a feminist, has turned you into the most easily exploitable being in the Western World - someone who's, willingly, "thick as a brick"?

How's it feel, now, to know you voted to put someone in the White House who didn't complain when the NewAge crazies started calling him "The One"? How's that working out for you? Did you notice his popularity just dropped 3 percentage points - in three days - and, in true cult leader fashion, every promise he made to you has turned out to be a lie? How lame brained do you have to be not to recognize that "We are the ones we've been waiting for" is gibberish? That you've been duped - again - because you're slaves to thought-stopping language and group-think? Still trying to "find yourself"? Of course you are:

You're not even individuals yet.

Whatever. I'll stop (I've got nothing for you but a pointed finger and name-calling anyway: I refuse to talk nicely to those that attempt to destroy real men - because we're real men - and The Greatest Country On Earth those like me built) all because, apparently, unlike even the silliest of cultish ideas, your own mental weakness and existential vulnerability - and the obvious fact you're a danger to yourselves and those around you - is a concept that's much, much too difficult for you to grasp. Heh:

"Mary wants to be a superwoman,..."



Mary wants to be a superwoman
But is that really in her head
But I just want to live each day to love her
for what she is

Mary wants to be another movie star
But is that really in her mind
And all the things she wants to be
She needs to leave behind

But, very well, I believe I know you-very well
Wish that you knew me too-very well
And I think I can deal with everything going through your head

Very well, and I think I can face-very well
Wish that you knew me too-very well
And I think I can cope with everything going through your head

Mary wants to be a superwoman
And try to boss the bull around
But does she really think that she will get by with a dream

My woman want to be a superwoman
And I just had to say good-bye
Because I can't spend all my hours start to cry

But, very well, I believe I know you
Very well wish that you knew me too
Very well, And I think I can deal with everything going through your head

Very well, think that I know you too
Very well, wish you knew me like I know you
Very well, but I think I can deal with everything going through your head
Your filthy head

Very well, dum dum da, dum dum da
Very well, wish you knew me too
Very well, And I wish I could think of everything going through your head

Very well, dum dum da, dum da, dum da
dum dum da, dum da, very well
And I think I can deal with everything going through your head

When the summer came you were not around
Now the summer's gone and love cannot be found
Where were you when I needed you-last winter, my love?

When the winter came you went further south
Parting from love's nest, leaving me in doubt
Where are you when I need you, like right now?

Our love is at an end
But you say now you have changed
But tomorrow will reflect love's past

When the winter came you were not around
Through the bitter winds love could not be found
Where were you when I needed you, last winter, my love?

Oh I need you baby, I need you baby

Our love is at an end
But you say now you have changed,
But tomorrow will reflect love's past oh

Spring will fill the air and you will come around,
With your summer love that will let me down,
Where were you when I needed you, last winter, my love?

La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
Where are you when I need you, like right now?
Right now, right now, right now

Where were you when I needed you last winter, my dear
I need you baby, I need you baby, I need you baby
Oh, Where were you when I needed you last winter, last winter

Yea, Need you Baby, need you, need you baby,
Oh, you want me too need you baby
Oh where were you when I needed you last, dear

Yea


***And, if this post doesn't make any sense to you,...

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