"It’s very difficult to explain some things to people who do not believe."
-- Moshe Lefkowitz, who is merely getting an Understatement Of The Day-level of recognition around here - no tag for Moshe - even after slicing close to the heart of the problem (and you're going to have to read this article, which presents the phrase "circling of live chickens over the head" - without the literary equivalent of eyerolls - to understand that phrasing) because, foolish fellow atheists, I thought anything more and, once again, you might get the impression some "shit was going down" in "SpirituaLand" man, like somebody was getting inspired, even long after you've read it's coming from LoHud.
And I just couldn't let that happen.
Not me. Not on my watch.
Now get outta here.