Lego (I'm Outta Here - And I'm Pissed,...)

Alright, first read this and then I've got some questions:

When Ashton Kutcher decided to split with Demi Moore, his love life wasn’t the only thing that needed an overhaul. While married to the crazy, aging star he was knee-deep in Kabbalah teachings.  He appeared to be as devout in the practice as Demi and it was one of the things that seemed to cement their relationship. Somewhere along the way Ashton took a good hard look at his entire life and realized that more than just his relationship was a bad fit. When he and Mila Kunis, who is Jewish, first hooked up a year ago she made it perfectly clear that she wasn’t going to be studying Kabbalah for him. She, like many, feels it’s not a legitimate religion and even made fun of it. 

Flash forward a year and apparently Ashton too, is seeing Kabbalah as a big sham.

Man, that guy is s-l-o-w (Certainly, Mila Kunis - like Demi Moore, Madonna and Angelina - likes 'em stupid) and the line "she made it perfectly clear that she wasn’t going to be studying Kabbalah for him" is a classic. What a schmuck Ashton is. (Way to go, Mila!) O.K., enough - here's my questions: 

1) Would you trust the long-term stability of someone who was always switching religions, based on who he or she was sleeping with at any given moment? 

2) Would you trust the long-term stability of someone dumb enough to fall for Kabbalah? 

3) Would you trust the long-term stability of a marriage to someone who's already got a history of ending them - someone who thinks they're involved in a, immature, boyfriend/girlfriend enterprise - when we can only have one "spouse" in a lifetime? 

4) If you were the sucker - dumb enough to let some idiot talk you into "a big sham" - would you wait until you're no longer an idiot before you got involved with someone else, or would you just jump in with both feet, and potentially damage your (new) loved one through your lack of common sense?* 

 5) Would you marry a Jew? (Kidding,...)

*#4? I'll answer this one:

You're pathetic - and will do anything, to anyone, to get your way. You have no "loved one" (new or otherwise) besides your own image. You can switch "spouses" because your hippie parents taught you other people are interchangeable. Just as your beliefs are. (You believed you loved this person, now you love this one,...) What's it matter who you hurt or what pain you caused? Hurting others is how your parents raised you to became "you". First, they did it to their parents, and now it's everyone else who would dare tell you "no". The Peace & Love culture raised you to be a selfish asshole - but with that stupid-assed dumb and silly smile.

Well, fuck you and fuck them:

You've had the whole thing backwards from the beginning,...

Lincoln, Lincoln, I've Been Thinkin',....Part II

Unlike the Republican Party, if I had to sum up one of TMR's messages, it might go, "Try to have a little integrity, using facts and reason as your guide." Pretty simple stuff - doesn't require any special tools or training - just don't pick a fight with reality and you can be a pretty good person. Decent message, doesn't work.

For instance, during the last election, I wrote this on the Althouse blog:

Who will win? I don't know - they're both lame - but Romney has an uphill battle, because his nomination kicked me out of the voting booth, and I can't be the only one. 



I'm mulling over how much I despise ObamaCare - to see if it's worth compromising my values on cultism - but I doubt it:

 

The Right has simply "screwed the pooch" this time,...

Now - reality check - in light of the results, "screwed the pooch" seems pretty on-point, right-right? A little vague, but everything lined up pretty nice there. So much that, I'd think, post-election, there would be little anyone can argue with me about (I don't consider asking about cultism arguing,...) Hell, in a fair world, some might even search a black conservative Republican out to ask what went wrong - but no. I may be right, but I'm not a good person, in fact I'm crazy:

Re: Crack - he's crazy. I'll bet he's a swell guy IRL (in fact I think I met him back in the 80s, if he was in the Beatnigs at that time) but he's still crazy. Batshit, foaming-at-the-mouth, off-his-fucking-rocker crazy. If you disagree with him, you're his enemy or, at very least, one of the brain-dead masses who voluntarily dopes themselves up, rendering pure comprehension of the Gospel According To Crack Emcee incomprehensible. 

 

Crazy.

And for the record, I haven't seen anyone else who refused to vote, either. I figure, since we don't passively accept anything they say, we must all be crazy - though Robert Stacy McCain couldn't wait to see my take on Demi Moore and Deepak Chopra. (Maybe they just don't need reality in politics.) Pish-Posh:

At the beginning of Lincoln, after the opening battle scene, he's chatting with four soldiers - but one of these things is not like the others. He's not in awe of the president but sees him as an impediment to his innate freedom. And, since he's got a chance to speak to the leader man-to-man, he takes it.

Then afterwards, once satisfied he got his message across, this thoroughly modern black man saunters away.

Lincoln stares after him curiously, pondering our direction and future, prepared to do what's right.

That's not today's G.O.P.,... 

Bad Nose Jobs And Rapid Hair Loss Included

"If people want to pick up Jewish traditions without learning the background or observance, let them share in receiving the Desmond Tutu and Louis Farrakhan blood-libel attacks.

See how it could help? Take, for example, the Hollywood Kabbalah cult. I was always taught that Kabbalah was advanced Jewish study, and I was told that before I could truly understand it I would have to know Judaism backward, forward, and sideways. Yet the Hollywood Kabbalah cult skipped the foundation and went straight to the Zohar (the sacred Jewish text of Kabbalah).

I say we should give them our blessing. But before 'Esther' puts on her yarmulke, douses herself with Kabbalah water, or makes another music video about Kaballah while behaving inappropriately with another woman, I ask that she has a little press conference.

She should announce that it is she, not the Jews, who controls the media.

It’s a believable concept. Let’s face it — anybody who has seen any of her last few movies may already believe the only way she could have had them produced would be if she controlled the media.

Or take Madonna’s Kabbalah protégé, Demi Moore. Demi has a tattoo of a cross on her arm. Judaism forbids tattoos, so a tattoo of a cross … let’s just say it’s not very kosher.

But I say we tell Ms. Moore all is well, so long as she calls Obama advisor Samantha Power and convinces her that the Jews don’t control foreign policy in America — she and Ashton do."

-- Sammy Benoit, showing why I'm a sucker for almost any Jew named "Sammy" - long story, but it all started with Sammy Davis, Jr. - which is probably what they're using to take over Pajamas Media.

Minge, Malawi, Manipulation, Mental Illness,...

"Before Madonna 'adopts' another child from Malawi, maybe someone should ask her where the money went from her big star studded 2008 fundraiser for that country.

We tried: this column has tried to ascertain from The Gucci Foundation and from Madonna’s Kabbalah-backed Raising Malawi where the estimated $3.7 million has gone from the February 6, 2008 extravaganza. So far: No answers.

You may recall that Madonna summoned all her celebrity friends, especially the ones involved with Kabbalah like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, as well those caught up in their own fringe religions like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

The fundraiser had some problems, however. Even though Raising Malawi had been in business for two years, it was still not approved as a sanctioned non profit at the time. Instead, Gucci formed its own Foundation — known as a 501 c3 — to collect the money. They brought UNICEF on board to give the event a feeling of legitimacy. But in the end, the efforts expended were for Raising Malawi, an organization founded by the Kabbalah Center of Los Angeles. Raising Malawi teaches the Kabbalah curriculum, called Spirituality for Kids, to Malawi orphans.

Now, fourteen months after the fundraiser, there’s no accounting for the money that came in."

-- Roger Friedman, who's giving us lots of good information ("In Malawi she dresses conservatively, as if in a movie role, and not at all as she lives in the U.S. or U.K. It’s doubtful that the Malawi HRCC has ever seen her “Sex” book, for example.) but he still doesn't sound like he's got a grasp of how cults - we mean "fringe religions" - "work" yet, but we'll give him time since it's a good piece and he works for Fox News.

Demi Moore’s Merkin Gets Waxed

No, not that one. The one she married.

In a video posted by TMZ, Kutcher attempts a rip-off of ‘The Forty Year Old Virgin’ except it’s not funny or even amusing.

No slaves were harmed, or freed, in the making of this video.

Oh Fuck: Demi Moore Has No Butt!!!

How thoughtful:

Good ol' Ashton Kutcher took a photo of what-little-butt-his-wife-has and put it up on Twitter. How's that for respect in a marriage, ladies, huh? Guys?

Next thing you know she'll wind up here - because her baby wuvs her so much!!! (Warning: Porn - don't click if you're at work!)

These kids today - Sheesh - No respect at all. Or common sense. Oh well: that's what you get when you decide to marry 'em.

But then (Butt thin?) from the looks of things, they sometimes don't get that much out of the deal either,...

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So where are the celebrity pledger assholes when you need them?

Celebrity Pledge Update:

Demi Moore, right, took her Merkin to Berlin, Germany for a film screening.

There is no evidence any slaves were freed during the trip, but as you can see, Demi practiced and practiced her “trout pout”, while Merkin tried hard to look like an adult.

We Knew You'd Be Surprised,...

Rumours are rife that Gwyneth Paltrow has converted to Kabbalah, after she stepped out in New York wearing a bracelet of her best friend Madonna's faith.

The rumours were sparked after she attended a New York screening of her new movie Two Lovers on February 11, wearing a red string bracelet on her wrist.

Kabbalah texts cite that the bracelets protect wearers from negative forces and the "Evil Eye,” reports Contactmusic.

The Shakespeare in Love star has been spending a lot of time with Madonna, since the Material Girl parted ways from husband Guy Ritchie.

In fact, the duo’s partying antics have even raised question marks about Paltrow's marriage to Coldplay rocker Chris Martin.

If the ‘Kabbalah’ rumours turn true, then Paltrow will join the likes of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, whom Madonna recruited into the faith.

-- Sify Movies.

People, feel free to click the tags, below, for the famous folks in this post, to see what cultism does to the mind, friendships and families, once someone decides to believe NewAge nonsense. Don't forget: these people were famous before they got into this stuff, so what we have (by virtue of these particular cultists being celebrities) is as much of a close-up view that most people will ever get of how far from reality someone becomes once they start dabbling in this - not to mention the rituals of making sillier and sillier outlandish claims, hypocrisy, loss of credibility - and talent - the divorces, serial betrayals, adultery and cheating, broken friendships, and other acts of personal skullduggery that benefit no one but the believer - until the (inevitable) great fall. Like Nike said:

"Just do it!"

Ashton Kutcher Inadvertently Punks Himself

He wasn't quite sure until Demi Moore confirmed for him that it really happened.

Joseph Nigro - With A Celebrity Pledge Update

As promised, we’re keeping track of Demi Moore and her Merkin, Ashton Kutcher, so you can stay informed on “I Pledge” progress.

We’ve not noticed any recent uptick in freed slaves yet, and the only results so far of the Merkin’s pledge to represent his country with “pride, dignity and honesty” has been his threat to kill his neighbor.

Cameron Diaz’s pledge, “I’m gonna give ‘em a smile” (referring to a stranger) almost came to pass, but while attempting to do so, she became confused and walked into a pole.

We’re happy to report the stranger got away.

Gina Gershon has made no progress in stem cell research so far. She attributes that to being preoccupied with fighting rumors she was doing Bill Clinton, alternating with actually doing Bill Clinton.

Anyway, that's what we heard. More timely results to follow.

Christopher Ciccone On Demi Moore: Gay Men Ain't Shit (Once The Flirt Starts To Squirt)

"Christopher Ciccone has branded Demi Moore a 'diva' who treats gay men like handbags.

The 48-year-old artist - who is released a tell-all book entitled 'Life With My Sister Madonna' last year, in which he declared his famous older sister a control freak, a narcissist and a cheapskate - said the 'Striptease' star stopped speaking to him when she met her now-husband Ashton Kutcher.

After meeting at a Los Angeles Kabbalah centre, Demi and openly homosexual Christopher became firm friends. However, when Demi's relationship with Ashton started to get serious, Christopher claims she immediately dropped him.

He told Britain's Observer newspaper: 'A certain kind of diva carries a gay man around like a handbag, like an accessory. And then once they find the right straight guy, they don't need a male companion any more.'

It isn't the first time Christopher has spoken out against the 46-year-old actress - last year he revealed she squirted her breast milk at his lesbian friends during a night out.

He said: 'We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that's not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends... the lawyers didn't think it was wise for me to print that.'"

-- China Daily

Joseph Nigro: We Pledge,...

TMR pledges to look at this photograph and know, with awe struck amazement, there’s nothing going on inside that head.

Her pledge: “I’m gonna give them a smile.”

How generous.

TMR pledges to stop picturing you on Bill Clinton’s lap and try hard to see you as merely irrelevant instead of sleazy and arrogant. In exchange, you will continue your stem cell research.

TMR pledges to watch in earnest as you free one million slaves. Does this mean you’ll divorce and set free your man-boy/lapdog?

TMR pledges to resist any notion that you represent this country in any way. Now go run to mommy so she can punk you.

TMR pledges to never forgive you for holding out on humanity. All this time you could have cured Alzheimer’s and yet you wait until now.

What Do These People Have In Common? They're All In Stupid NewAge Cults, Worshiping Quackery - And Killers - While Also Promoting Very Bad Art

From Madonna’s quest to “neutralise radiation” to Tom Cruise’s dismissals of psychiatry, celebrities are seldom shy about expressing their views on health and science – even when they appear not to know what they are talking about.

A roll call of public figures such as Cruise and Delia Smith have offered bogus advice or “quackery” this year, according to scientists and doctors. The charity Sense About Science is concerned that celebrities mislead the public when they endorse theories, diets or health products while misrepresenting the science involved.

Some – such as Oprah Winfrey and Kate Moss – espouse “detox” regimes, while others, such as Sharon and Kelly Osbourne, believe (mistakenly) that the Pill can cause cancer.

Nor are politicians exempt from lending credence to health myths. The US President-elect is among several American public figures who continue to suggest that the MMR vaccination is a potential cause of autism, despite an overwhelming weight of scientific evidence to the contrary.

...Demi Moore, the actress, surprises the experts with her use of “highly trained medical leeches” to “detoxify” her blood.

Kate Moss, the model, is reported to be on a strict “detox” diet of fruit and vegetables at a health spa in Thailand. But nutritionists note that such regimes exclude important food groups such as protein.

Moss’s friend Stella McCartney, the designer, was criticised last year for saying that a chemical found in skin creams was also found in antifreeze. Gary Moss, a pharmacologist, said that the chemical, propylene glycol, was versatile and its use in cosmetics was not “scary”, as claimed.

...The Sense About Science initiative is an update of a leaflet encouraging celebrities to avoid making claims until they have checked the facts. While there has been “considerable improvement” in the way British celebrities approach medicine, the charity says its files are still too full of pseudo-scientific claims. “We don’t expect people to know everything about science; the problem comes when they don’t consider checking it or asking questions.”

-- David Rose, showing one can be rich and famous and still be a NewAge idiot with no concern for the good of the nation or the world - or even The Times Online.

I Bet It Is

"Ashton Kutcher: Kabbalah makes my marriage to Demi Moore work"

-- Claudia Tanner, who should remind Ashton that marriage isn't supposed to be work, in Now.

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Gabriel Lawson (hard drive manufacturer) Seagate's executive director of software engineering

Jennifer Walsh, executive vice president of the William Morris talent agency's literary department

"A big Hollywood producer"

"A Manhattan attorney who serves as special counsel to several white-shoe law firms"

"A prominent Wall Street money manager"

Karen Page, and other members of the Harvard Business School Network of Women Alumnae

Jennifer Aniston and Demi Moore.

Just a few of the names, and some of the hidden identities, who claim to use a $10,000 a month psychic, Laura Day (above) in Tony Dokoupil's article for Newsweek

Miss Day claims to "specialize in nonbelievers." I keep telling you NewAge fools are the ones running this shit into the ground.