You Ain’t Seen Nothing Like The Mighty Minge

Minge met with her some-times side kick, Buttmunch Goop, in an attempt to recruit help with her “War on Global Sperming”.

Sources say the talk then veered off to reminiscing about how they both moved to London to be with their husbands.

Minge said that in light of her divorce, she would be putting her English accent up for sale on EBay. Goop replied that she would be keeping hers “a bit longer”.

When asked later if she was successful in recruiting help from Goop, Minge said “Well, Buttmunch tends to be a spitter, so what good would that do?”