"With all due respect,…Fuck all y'all."
- Jon Stewart, translating Obama's SOTU to Congress, January 29, 2014
"This country's racist history - which, like it or not, you and I are participating in - is a verifiable fact.
You want to say 'don't care'? Fine - you lose, no mercy, no discussion, no compromise. What did Obama just say?
- The Crack Emcee, translating the same speech, January 29, 2014