Thursday, January 30, 2014

I Don't Always Watch The Daily Show (I Don't Have To)

"With all due respect,…Fuck all y'all."
- Jon Stewart, translating Obama's SOTU to Congress, January 29, 2014










 - The Crack Emcee, translating the same speech, January 29, 2014
 

5 comments:

  1. Yes he did and yes he can. I want to see him churning out those executive orders. He tried to work with Congress and they've made it exceedingly clear they want nothing more than to obstruct. And yes they hate him because he is half black. As far as he being a lefty, no he is far more a centrist. He lost support of his base because of his moderate stances on various issues. Bottom Lin h is incredibly disrespected because of hS skin color, no the conten of his character. These fools preferred a man who belonged to a cult!

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  2. Yes he did and yes he can. I want to see him churning out those executive orders. He tried to work with Congress and they've made it exceedingly clear they want nothing more than to obstruct. And yes they hate him because he is half black. As far as he being a lefty, no he is far more a centrist. He lost support of his base because of his moderate stances on various issues. Bottom line he is incredibly disrespected because of hIs skin color, not the content of his character. These fools preferred a man who belonged to a cult!

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  3. My great-great-great-great grandmother was raped by Cossacks. That is why I'm a failure today.

    The weird thing is that the same thing happened to Milton Friedman's great-great grandmother.

    Fucker makes me look bad. I hate him.

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  4. Did your great-great-great-great grandmother have to live with the Cossacks afterwards, too? Listen to them define what her rape meant? Listen to the Cossacks say rape wasn't so bad, or the rape never happened, and the fact all her kids don't really look like Cossacks - but not like the rest of their people either - is a tiny thing in a country where how you look, and whether it was from rape, is all that matters. Did your great-great-great-great grandmother work while she was getting raped? No? Then I imagine she lived in poverty, as did all her offspring - who naturally got raped as well. But that's O.K., because everything's equal now, and all the raped kids can compete with all the kids who have never been raped but are in training to become rapists in the future.

    That's fair.

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  5. Maybe his ggggreat grandmother was a slut and asked for it.

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