A suburban Mom finally sorts out her own ignorance, how much money Americans have been wasting as a culture, and the limits of NewAge folly - and it all started, innocently enough, with her son:
It can be hard to consistently pay $7 for a pint of something he’ll go through in two days. Plus, I can’t help but wonder whether giving my son organic food really makes a difference to his health, considering that he’s been known to lick the bottom of his shoes, kiss my poop-sniffing dog, and eat crackers—someone else’s—off of the preschool floor.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner:
A NewAger realizing Whole Foods is taking her for a ride,…