Lem's Comment Home Update: Haz Is Jumping The Gun

 Are you ready to laugh? I'm ready to laugh - Go, Michael Haz, Go:

"A casual visitor to Lem's blog would read the topics and the comments, and then sit back and drink a few belts of whiskey muse for a few moments about the high level of writing that has evolved on this blog. There really is no place like Lem's, he said clicking his heels together. The originality and creativity of the writing are testament to the diversity of personalities and perspectives of the writers.

With Lem's support I am proposing that we write a book." 

I swear to God, he thinks he's wearing an ascot. Michael Haz sounds like he wants to be - silk robe, maybe a brandy snifter in hand? Sitting in a FUCKED-UP library. C'mon - he identifies with South Africa whites:

He thinks it's his balls, but this guy's head is HUGE. 

As a frequent target of Lem's Comment Home (as opposed to just "a casual visitor") Haz's new claim to "the high level of writing" is about as convincing as Haz's old claim Lem's isn't a haven for contemporary "colorblind" Right-Wing racist attitudes. I mean, in his first sentence, he opened and closed with the word, "blog". 

That ain't Hemingway, Folks. 

But that ability-he's-lacking has Mr. Haz mesmerized. So much so, he can "muse for a few moments" at a time over it - and even imagines we could, too - without ever catching a whiff there's anything obviously wrong. As a matter of fact, just the opposite - he's impressed!

 I imagine he's been there before.

And - still speaking as a target of Lem's Comment Home - what a weird time to want the exposure of a book:

In a recent post that grew to 429 comments, specifically calling me out, Michael Haz shamed himself so completely that (along with another racist, named "Sixty Grit") he deleted his every racist word in the thread while continuing to blame someone black for his ugly actions. 

He can't help himself, you see. We bring out the worst in him. 

BTW - What he deleted were his open admissions that, yes, he was proud to be a Certified Racist™. 

Unfortunately, since There Have Been No Advances In Lying Technology beyond people willing to tell the truth, I guess we'll never know who's lying because that nest of vipers, with their situational ethics, won't admit anything (yes, I should've taken a screen shot, but I'm not the one trying to be an asshole). Oh - there is a way - I quoted him in the thread:

"See, the advantage of being a Certified Racist™ is that you can do all kinds of stuff, and it's okay because, hey, you're a racist and that's what racists do.



It's quite liberating." 

We're well aware, future ruler of Oprah's Book Club. 

But, if you mean "all kinds of stuff" also includes hiding from the truth, then yeah, I know you've got a point. 

Then your deletions make as much sense as your delusions. You're "liberated" - again, not me, you - to the strains of Ted Nugent. 

Dream, Michael Haz, and then delete - providing (and confirming) a psychological profile of a racist, so clear, it exposes your ultimate truth to us all. The ultimate truth that you can't even start to admit to yourself -  or the rest of the Lem's gang - but one that any fool could see:

This proposal is Lem's Comment Home's cry for help. 

Because what you need isn't a book - but an editor,...