I'm Still Working On How To Seriously Improve On That Whole "You'll Be Able To Be Happy In A Next Life" Thing

Finally, a story about the benevolence of normal people, getting away from you weirdoes:

 "A former follower of Olumba Olumba brotherhood has disclosed that the man claiming to be God has been dead a long ago, but that his death has been kept secret by some top members of the faith group.

 The whistle blower, Lovina Amangala Iburene, who is now a Pastor,...claimed that Olumba Olumba died as far back as 2003, contrary to the belief by his members that he ascended to heaven.

Lovina disclosed that she left the church since 2001, but her insider confirmed to her that the controversial ‘god’ died in the night and was secretly buried in order not to unsettle his followers, who still believe he’s alive."

Good enough for me - now what?