White Theory: Blacks Are Just Like Whites In 50 Years

Let's see, Jim Crow was in full effect when I was a kid, and MLK's birthday is tomorrow - probably calls for long division:

"How many years did slavery last for African-Americans?

Answer:

This is a tricky question because no one knows African-American's exact ancestry,…

So, in order to, technically answer this question, African-Americans were enslaved for approximately 465 years."

That not having an "exact ancestry" thing makes blacks unique - and makes me even more unique amongst the unique. Which is unique. Alright, I'ma start looking for some weekend music:

The implications of racism make me whoozy,…