"Taking a set of tragic shocking circumstances, and maintaining that it was orchestrated for a more sinister purpose, is difficult for some to comprehend."
Come along, Watson:
"We had the Pagans.
They were into sex, death, and religion in a night-time telly type of way."
-- Eddie Izzard, Dressed To Kill, 1998
Americans know nothing about the Pagans.
It follows that Scientology is now being investigated - and the revelations are startling - precisely because few ever understood what Scientology actually is or was to begin with. Queer, isn't it? How there could be this group you're all familiar with, yet know little about, until now?
If anybody's still asking "What's The Harm?" Baby done a bad, bad ting.
But at least we now know what they're working with:
"Scientology is partly a new-age self-help mantra and get-rich-quick scheme,…."
We know nothing about the Pagans but everybody understands get-rich-quick schemes, right?
Good - forget about 'em for a moment - let's expand our horizons:
When did Self-Help - Ben Franklin's reliable admonitions - get dragged into this Pagan cesspool?
"It was in the seventies that we began to shed that baggage, starting with the outer layer of self-help: common sense. Children of the postwar middle class were weaned on the mass paperbacks of Dr. Spock, and their parents learned how to win friends and think positively from Dale Carnegie and Norman Vincent Peale. But in the late sixties, that gray-flannel-suit howtoism gave way to the reemergence of an older, more mystical strain, part bootstrapping and part magical thinking. The New Age,…."
"I blame Deepak Chopra. Although I highly doubt he was the first promoter of alternative medicine and various New Age thought to use and abuse the term 'quantum' as a seemingly scientific justification of what in reality is nothing more than ancient mystical thinking gussied up with a quantum overcoat to hide its lack of science, Chopra has arguably done the most to popularize the term among the science-challenged set. In Chopra’s world, the word 'quantum' functions like a magical talisman that explains ™everything because in the quantum world anything can happen. Actually, I should clarify. While it’s true that many bizarre and wondrous things can be explained through quantum theory (such as quantum entanglement), it is not, as Chopra and his many imitators would have you believe, a 'get out of jail free' card for any magical thinking you can imagine, and quantum effects do not work the way people like Chopra (say, Lionel Milgrom, who seems to think that homeopathy works through quantum entanglement between practitioner, remedy, and patient) would like you to think."See? It's all right there. And Deepak ain't no Scientologist - he peddles woo - so we've got to be talking about more than mere Self-Help. Something that can embrace U.F.O.s, crop circles.
Hey - I've got an idea:
Maybe Self-Help is now a subset of NewAge.
Everybody keeps putting NewAge before mentioning other stuff.
They're all "new-age self-help mantra" and "New Age thought".
Could be important.
I'm leaving out the "spiritual" aspect for now, and I want to reference the three quotes I used above.
So, based on what we know of them all, I'd say there's absolutely nothing to stop the "teachings" of Scientology or Deepak being included on that list, would you?
If you think about it, in this "open-minded" society of ours, all that sure is covering a lot of territory!
Why, some part of NewAge could be practically everywhere you look!
Actually - when you really do think about it - it's not all that much. But all of them, literally, are frauds. Many of them, in essence and/or execution, are crimes. People do die from them. And yes, many of them are children. All "tragic shocking circumstances", yet hardly anybody mentions The NewAge Movement as a possible source of society's problems or even a serious adversary.
Why not?
“I was ashamed of my own stupidity.”
-- Academy Award-winning Director Paul Haggis
"We're in the hospitals - we're getting legit - you'd better 'get it' before it's too late!"
This is Paganism 2013:
"Federal regulators on Wednesday released their final ruling against POM Wonderful LLC, makers of a popular pomegranate juice, saying ads for the juice such as one headlined 'Cheat death' made misleading claims about the drink's health benefits."
"You have to be a good citizen of the planet. You have to give back."
-- Lynda Resnick, owner of POM "Cheat death" Wonderful LLC
Which doesn't sound so bad until you get there.
And then, once you understand what's going on, it's always too late:
"Lynda had read about the fruit's reputation as a mystical cure-all and began to explore its market potential,…"
Honestly, if she had been looking at Mitt Romney for the last Republican presidential exploratory committee, wouldn't that sentence read the exact same way?
She was screwing the public the same way he was.
They're both NewAge, remember - you can't forget:
Put NewAge in front of whatever cosmic occurrence is being described.
Whatever cosmic occurrence is occurring:
It makes everything bigger than anyone's ever had a right to believe,...
I'm of the opinion that if you look at any of it from a "how much like a cargo cult is it", then that puts everything into perspective -- that's essentially what this New Age stuff (in all its forms) is.
ReplyDeleteNow, the hooks are a bit more subtle and multi-faceted, because they run smack up to the borders of things that a lot of people like or are even good for the individual. There's a fine line between common sense/stand up behavior and the crap these shysters are peddling -- it's easy to get roped into things without even knowing it...or having to engage in guilt by proximity, simply because they're so close to the things you like (in my case: pomegranate juice*I like the taste of pomegranates*, outdoorsy stuff, and folk music of all kinds...and I could stand to lose a few pounds so I'm not out of breathe doing the chores and also to keep fitting into my clothes...and what are just those three things simply crawling with?
The countryside is nice, but you're going to have to negotiate the bats that have taken up residence.
PW