Saturday, January 5, 2013

Melted Maserati: When You Want To Get Nowhere - Fast


I don't know what year, day, or time it is, because those kinds of things don't matter: 

Making progress is all.


A woman recently tried to turn a dinner party against me over homeopathy. A gay man attending "massage college" attempted to get me fired from my job (harassment, he said) after corralling me into a discussion about how the "toxins" he absorbed at school were affecting his work performance - demanding he pretend to work - but discovering to his shock, anger, and surprise, I disagreed with him.


(Luckily enough, there was a witness to that incident, though how anyone saw anything with everyone's eyes closed is anybody's guess. Some have a "Third Eye" I'm told. No fair.) I've heard of whole towns being out for revenge. You better tell somebody.


We'll all be better off when this is over,…