Adultery Head Shot (The French Steam In Their Juices)

Surprisingly, this makes me feel better - and assures me I won't make that mistake again. No more Flakey Frenchies for me:

"More than one in three French said they were prepared to cheat on their partners as long as they were sure they would not find out."

Considering how dumb they are - and as the President's latest fiasco (and my wife's) proved:

They're the only idiots on the planet, stupid enough, to think they can keep a secret,…