Dinner: Two Oranges, An Oatmeal Cookie & Beef Jerky

Over here in what's supposed to be Sarah Palin's "real America", away from worthless talk of political operatives Blaming Hillary Clinton for Benghazi or whatever, there's another real America occurring - and the vastly more important one (because it's real) filled with unfinished business that's been going on since 1865:

  "I truly adore this man, my cousin. When I shared with him his ancestry, he mentioned that he always was told of their Native American Ancestry. He knew nothing of his African Ancestry. So the two of us decided that it was time for Lawrence to take a DNA test. This is what he did, because one thing he wants to know at his age is where he came from and what his ancestry is. I was thrilled!"

Let's see,…what Kevin Mitnik thinks of ObamaCare? 

Nope, don't care.

Utah now evenly split on legalizing gay marriage? 

Nope, don't care. It's inevitable. The campaign for it was unethical, but it's always been inevitable.

Keep looking:

I know there's GOT to be something, truly interesting, out there somewhere,…