He'll Surely Savage The Nation (If He Gets The Chance)

This is a hoot:

“'DANGERS' OF FISH OILS AND PROSTATE CANCER BASED ON FLAWED SCIENCE, SAYS DR. MICHAEL SAVAGE"

Of course, the "doctor" in this case is conservative commentator Michael Savage - a homeopath. 

And let's not forget this:

Now, the illness du jour is autism. You know what autism is? I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they're silent? They don't have a father around to tell them, "Don't act like a moron. You'll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don't sit there crying and screaming, idiot."

For crying out loud, give the kid some water,...