It's The NewAge (Rhymes With Sewage) & I Fit Right In

You know what? I'm glad I've never spent a day in yoga class because I already feel "enlightened":

“Can someone tell the racists that we’re in the Third Millennium and are a civilised country, despite them." 

And I'll have that with a half soy/half two percent, muddy chai pumpkin latte with caramel swirls and whipped cream on top. 

Thanks,…