Oh man, yesterday was supposed to have been this great blogging day, and then, like this fake Jack Webb TSA announcement, it turned out to be "not so hot." At least, in the end, it didn't have the charm of the old days:
We were going to write a lot of good things about Ann Althouse - actually, we did write a lot of good things about Ann Althouse, wrote all day even - but then, like these new TSA procedures, it got too personal (like a lot of our interactions with Ann Althouse) so we're settling for the least personal thing we can say about (who we think of as) our best fellow blogger, after watching her here:
Ann Althouse has got big balls.
Bigger than most male bloggers, that's for sure. We're talking big Sarah Palin-sized balls. Compared to Ann, the rest are waaay too pissy and obnoxious. And the women make no sense at all. See? We're doing it again - getting too personal. That's a picture of sperm!
See, in our opinion, anytime there's a reference to bodily fluids, and a man is discussing a woman, it's getting too bloody personal. "Getting too bloody personal"? Oh Gawd. It will not fucking stop!
This has really not been our day,...
What's this 'we' shit, Kemosabe? You got a mouse in your pocket?
ReplyDeletehar har sarge here its allaz 'we' when its some poor semi phychotic sittin in pee stained tightey whities in a closet sized computer room in moms basement yar know what sarge meens an sarge knows yar do
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