Feminism = Equality? Give It A Break: It's Fraud

One day a father on his way home suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skateboard Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes and answers: 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's missing privates.

Booyah!

Shouts out to Pete "The Skeet" Campbell for this one.