Friday, November 26, 2010

Pass The Popcorn: We're Going To ENJOY This!



Bwaaaa-hahahaha-hahahaha-hahahaha-hahaha!! “Just who the hell do you think you people are?” Excellent question! All of Europe should be asking itself that right now!

We don't know - we may be all alone on this one, considering we lived there, near Strasbourg even (where the speech above was filmed) - but we will never forget how the Europeans laughed at America just a few years ago. Oh, they were going to show us! They were going to leave us in the dust! America was stupid, and violent, and Europe - yes, Europe was the future! They were going to not only show us how it's done but rub our faces in it to boot!

Oh, that George Bush! France does not agree! Well, we said then, and we say now, who gives a fuck what France thinks? About anything!?! The stupid sons of bitches even went so far as to start dealing with the Chinese - the fucking Chinese! Oh, they were going to show us! Well, here we are now, 5 years later - five fucking years! - and that arrogance built on nothing, that narcissism built on nothing, the whole edifice you built on nothing but your preening delusions and nothing, nothing, nothing more, is finally crashing down around you - for real.



Oh man, you bastards were so fucking good! You had an American - a real patriotic American - but he was black, and he wasn't buying your bullshit about his country (what made a "real American" and who was "authentic" and who wasn't) or anything of yours. There were names called, and shoving matches, but we were isolated over there - what were we going to do? Wait for you to learn how to be good hosts? Right! You waited for Mr. Suck-up, Barack, instead! Ha! We - the "real Americans" you laughed at - we've beaten him down in less than two years.

Fuck you all. You got "the love of our life" but not our life itself - we knew we could always go home to the greatest country on Earth - and now it's you who are stuck, there, where no one has any ideas about anything but lunch at 12:30 and expecting a month-long vacation. You're the world's biggest collection of functionaires and liars - you're not even people as we know them! "Europe works to live, Americans live to work!" Ha! You're going to lose everything. Everything! And we're going to laugh, and laugh, and laugh! Especially when Germany gets sick of you.

Because, next, it'll only be a matter of time before you're back at each other's throats. You tried to talk shit about America, fighting for someone else's liberty, but war against yourselves - for nothing but the taste of blood and the sensation of betrayal - is all you cynically arrogant fucks really know, and you know that's true. It's in your nature. You will descend to Hell faster than we can type this. You've still got hand grenades stockpiled at home. So have at it, you dumb violent fucks, you know you can't wait.

Welcome back to 1931-33 - welcome back to the nightmare that is The Macho Response.

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