Stupidity So Thick It's A Wonder We're Still Here

Hey, look what Sunday morning's been reduced to:

A bunch of out of touch has-beens talking nonsense with no basis in reality.

And who's the new talking British corpse?

Here's a bagillion word blog post that all adds up to "fuck you, liberal".

At this point, why do people insist on saying more?

Kids today - they need their asses kicked.

The typical woman is an easily manipulated idiot who can't wait to drop her drawers.

(Luckily, the Tea Party isn't led by typical women.)

Apparently, the only person who currently understands he's "not God" is a weatherman in Britain.

"Al Qaeda Promises U.S. Death By A 'Thousand Cuts'."

Can we nuke Mecca now?

And then there's this:

Dire or emotionally charged warnings about the consequences of global warming can backfire if presented too negatively, making people less amenable to reducing their carbon footprint, according to new research from the University of California, Berkeley.

Berkeley? Really? Well answer this then:

Why has it taken 20 years for one of the best universities in the country to figure out something we could have told them upon first hearing the phrase "you must save the planet"?