Say The Word "NewAge" And You Know It's Lies

We would be so pleased to see even one aspect of NewAge proven to be what it's sold as, but, after all this time and experience, we know better:

Everything about NewAge is a wolf ticket.

The latest example is this disgustingly deceptive "Sex at 72" photo shoot that "Crazy Jane" Fonda is trying to foist on us, hoping somebody our age will be fooled into forgetting the useful idiot really looks like this:

That's right. And, if you think her face has more wrinkles than you expected, imagine what her old grey-haired vagina looks like - Ewwww! You put your dick in that shit and it's gonna come out covered in so much dust it'll rekindle Ted Turner's environmental nightmares.

These fucking hippies need to stop with this gross-out bullshit and learn to act their age. In Jane's case, that age is supposed to be a mature 72 - not a stupid 27 - and ain't no kind of photoshopping, or mystical incantation, ever gonna change it. You're old, bitch, and it's about time you faced the truth:

You're now scaring the horses.

But, of course, nobody expects "Hanoi Jane" to ever come clean:

Shit, her indoctrination insured that she never has and she never will.

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld