NewAge News Break: Something Seems Froggy

So what are we going to do about the homeopaths, man? These guys have GOT to learn how to get their stories straight:

Here they are selling tap water in Walmart for $9.99 ("a savings of $4.50!") when it was just reported last week that a NewAge numbskull can only scream "Well it worked for me!" if one of their homeopathic con men lets them yakkety-yak at 'em for an hour.

Now, how are you going to do that at fucking Walmart?

And yes, you heard us right:

Walmart has now joined Whole Foods in propagating this scam.

So, the next time you're sick and looking for "a name you can trust", you've now got two big ones you can cross off your list.

NewAge Outlaws - is there nothing they can't do?

Actually, "nothing" is all they can do - but they'll try anything!

Also, we read today that French professors are leaving that country in droves because, they say, science isn't respected there. Then we remembered that 40% of French people use homeopathy. Say no more! We believe you! Run! Save your sanity! Save yourselves! Do whatever you have to, including pretending it's World War II and the Nazis are on your ass, but get out now!

We'll have a warm baguette waiting for you faggots when you get here.