What Would The World Be Like If We Owned It?

You know, like if we seriously prosecuted fraud, not just at the Bernie Madoff level, but at the Oprah Winfrey/Deepak Chopra/Shirley MacLaine/the psychic-on-the-corner level?

That's where this video by iOwnTheWorld's Big Fur Hat leads us. Unlike a lot of folks, we see all this crime as connected because,...well, NewAgers are always saying, "It's all connected", and - hey - that's good enough for us! Bust a few of them and the whole house of cards starts to come down, leading to the exposure of other crimes and criminals, as well as the reawakening of the long-dormant hard-driving good ol' American spirit. It's quite simple really. And we think the rest of you bitches ought to get with the program:

If you can stand up to airport pat downs, and full-body scanners, you can stand up to people who are after our money, identities, and "souls".

O.K., enough soapbox shit - Big Applause to Big Fur Hat for this! The guy's amazing! He even did the fucking music! (Is there anything he can't do?) If we were better situated (and better at this internet thing) we'd attempt to give him a run for his money but, honestly, we're just as happy to stand on the sidelines of iOTW to scream and clap our approval (sometimes - other times we're jeaaaalous!!!). Their whole operation is a dream come true - and an inspiration - and we're really, really glad to call them friends:

One of these days, you watch, we're going to get together and upset the whole political art apple cart.

And then we'll own the world.