Monday, August 19, 2013

When Your Nickname Is "Loosy-Goosy" For A Reason


How to tell if you're a really bad fuck - and don't know it:
"I dated a guy who lived about 20 minutes from my house. At the time I didn't have my own car, so he'd come to me. He broke up with me because the gas was too expensive. Mind you, he only saw me twice a week for like...two months. I had a job, and also offered to give him gas money but he said no. I think he was lying..."
Yeah, I think he was lying, too,...
 

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