NewAge: What A Way To Live (And To Die)

So Michael Jackson was organic, kept away from his own father, hung out with Deepak Chopra and Uri Geller, was "protected" by (Obama's pal) Louis Farrakhan, had his clothes made by another cult leader, and visited psychics. Hmmm. Isn't it funny how NewAgers keep doing (what's supposed to be) all the "right" things, and hanging out with (what's supposed to be) all the "right" people, but still end up miserable and dying these humiliating deaths?