So, while every other blogger is delivering who-knows-what boring shit for you to read and look at, what is it that makes this blog so damned special that you should donate and follow it? Well, we'll tell you:
No other blog is bringing you black rappers from Belize who shoot people, go to prison, and then come out Israeli Jews.
No other blog is bringing you preachers claiming Jesus had AIDS.
No other blog is so well versed in Lady GaGa that we can tell you she's a fruitcake for seances and (of course, as with all things NewAge) yoga.
No other blog is bringing you a strip poker-playing Jehovah's Witness.
And, finally, no other blog would dare to bring you the unfunny and despicable Russell Brand as a "great man of God" - but we do!
And that's why you should donate and follow us:
Because we're the best black-owned, atheistic, Right-wing Tea Party-supporting Rush Limbaugh-loving art and Rock 'N' Roll anti-cult outfit around. 
But, then, ultimately - hey - it's your decision who you want to hang out with,...
It's always good when you end on a positive note.
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