Dim Bulbs Trying To Brighten My Day (With Electrolytes)

When I see wall-to-wall coverage of a birth, by an (O.J.-connected) woman so talentless I'm not sure if she's capable of forming a coherent sentence - and a guy even the President of the United States called a "jackass" - I'm pretty sure the media's already accepted it's role as merely a device to track the nation's descent into Idiocracy.

Now it's our turn,...