I don't exactly want to do this now, but I feel like I've been derelict in my "spiritual" duties:
"Noisy white-robed religious sect keeps residents awake with woodland prayers and chanting at 5.30am"
"KUMBAYA" IS WRONG AT ANY HOUR:
House of Judah: What police found at the cult's Allegan County compound"
JELLO - JUST LIKE MORMONS - THEY LIKE JELLO:
"Jehovah’s Witness blood transfusions: How a doctor works around doctrine."
IT'S NOT BLOOD - IT'S CHERRY FLAVORED KOOL-AID:
"World's first religious vending machine installed in church to sell holy accessories to worshippers"
"MOM, CAN I HAVE A QUARTER FOR THE CROSS MACHINE?"
"When Buddhists Go Bad: Photographs by Adam Dean"
BALDHEADED GUYS MAKING SURE WE KNOW WHAT SUFFERING IS:
"Ancient Egyptian statue has started MOVING sparking fears it has been struck by a 'curse of the Pharaohs'
AS CURSES GO, A MOVING STATUE IS PRETTY LAME - WHERE'S THE PSYCHIC CLAIMING SHE HAS TO "CLEANSE" YOUR MONEY?
"Companies like Lululemon take different approach to relationships with employees"
JOIN OUR CULT OR YOU'RE FIRED:
"The 'Christian movement' that tells husbands to SPANK their wives 'to correct misbehavior'"
AND WHEN SHE HAS A 'BOWEL MOVEMENT' WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, BLAME GOD:
"Vendetta against psychic conman Paul Williams"
HE'S TELEPATHICALLY CONTACTING EDWARD SNOWDEN ON WHERE TO RUN:
"Examiner writer joins documentary tour exposing Scientology - Canada cult
CANADA!?! NOT CANADA!! YOU GUYS WILL TALK THROUGH ANYTHING!!!
My God, we're stupid:
I highly recommend you join one of these groups - for assistance - immediately,...