Just Don't Stammer, With A Lot Of "Ums" And "Ahhs"...

Now here's a situation where Obama could come in handy, publicly advising girlfriend to take Pagones up on this deal:

Twenty-five years after accusing an innocent man of rape, Tawana Brawley is finally paying for her lies. Last week, 10 checks totaling $3,764.61 were delivered to ex-prosecutor Steven Pagones — the first payments Brawley has made since a court determined in 1998 that she defamed him with her vicious hoax. 

A Virginia court this year ordered the money garnisheed from six months of Brawley’s wages as a nurse there. She still owes Pagones $431,000 in damages. And she remains defiantly unapologetic. 

“It’s a long time coming,” said Pagones, 52, who to this day is more interested in extracting a confession from Brawley than cash. 

“Every week, she’ll think of me,” he told The Post. “And every week, she can think about how she has a way out — she can simply tell the truth.”

It's obviously "the whole truth and nothing but the truth" she - and Rev. Al, most likely - have got a problem with,...