Go Inside, Lock The Door, Stay There - SCREAM

True story:

We're talking to a guy, when Suzanne Somers comes on TV and he asks us what we think of her. We say we don't like her, naturally, she spreads misinformation that gets people killed. When we ask what he thinks, he replies, a little miffed, "I think she's smart because she's made a whole lot of money."

A little while later, the topic turns to a local talent agency that sells head shots for inflated prices, and when we ask what he thinks of them he angrily spits back, "I hate those guys - I've heard they're a rip-off."

And so it goes,....