Friday, February 25, 2011

Masturbacija

Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer

Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

Don't work hard
Don't play hard
Don't plan for the graveyard
Remember -

Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer

Don't work by night
Don't sleep by day
You'll feel all right
But you will pay

No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember -
That song is what we first thought of when we saw this story about heart attacks in the New York Daily News:
Even breathing is bad for your health: A new study shows air pollution triggers about 7% of heart attacks, while marijuana toking causes just 1%.

Booze and coffee accounted for 5% of heart attacks, researchers found. Cocaine, anger and sex also fueled the cardiac catastrophes.

Researchers looked at 36 studies on environmental triggers for heart disease and determined that air pollution dramatically boosted a person's risk of heart attack.

Those snorting cocaine were 23 times more likely to have a heart attack but, because a small percentage of the population uses the drug, it accounted for a small number of heart attacks.
Here's our question for all you NewAge nanny state-loving scaredy-cat health freaks:

When are you going to understand it's living that kills you?