I got this advice, for getting laid, from the Althouse:
CHARLIE ROSE: It is incumbent on men to appreciate more and to do more and have the same responsibilities that women do.
What a maroon. Can I offer two other tried-and-true approaches? Here goes:
1) Actually be a man.
2) Take a shower every now and then.
As the old saying goes, Earth Girls Are Easy.
*If there was a dog in the picture, above, I'd be convinced that's a photo of Ann's household,...