Thursday, March 21, 2013

Shhh - Nobody Tell Glenn "Mr. Anti-Aging" Reynolds,...

I wonder, is there a record or tally being kept - somewhere - of all the nonsense a vast majority of these idiots can't grasp through merely looking at the world around them? If there is (and there ought to be) are Glenn Reynolds' many, many stupid "beliefs" in there? You know, like on aging:
Millions of us spend hours sweating and straining in the gym hoping to keep ourselves looking younger than our years. 
But when it comes to slowing down the ageing process, you might as well stay on the couch. 
According to scientists, regular exercise will not stop our muscles losing their tone and shape. The findings challenge the long-held belief that inactivity is largely responsible for muscle wastage in our older years. 
Professor Jamie Timmons, from Loughborough University, said the research shows 'a simple link between muscle ageing and lack of exercise is not plausible'.
Actually, that would be billions (trillions?) who waste their time in this manner, and it's not "millions of us" but "millions of YOU". (Remember when I mentioned Ann Althouse doing that, yesterday, too? Her line was "we all" - just lumping everybody in with the morons to A) make the insecure cultish types feel better about themselves for always being part of The Group Mind, and B) trying to make it seem like no one can be smarter than the exercisers - YOGA! - because such startling numbers of idiots are agreeing on the wrong conclusion - and, right or wrong, that's strength in numbers,...) If you ask me - using my own real-world powers of observation - they're all a few sandwiches short of a picnic:

And - in the name of maintaining good mental health - I'll always be feasting on that sandwich.

These numbskulls never mention their mental health.

Considering some of the conclusions they've reached, that would be opening a can of worms,...

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