This morning I woke up (first mistake) turned on the T.V. (second mistake) left it on the channel showing The Chris Matthews Show (third mistake) kept watching - even after it was clear he was only talking to a bunch of hacks from The Washington Post, The New York Times, and TIME Magazine (forth mistake) before (fifth mistake) I got frustrated.
Then, a light went on in my head, so I mixed a strong drink, drank it, switched the television off, got back in bed, and happily went right to sleep.
Conclusion:
Conclusion:
I'm really in trouble now,...
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