Monday, November 1, 2010

Payback's A Motherfucker (Hide Your Mothers)

Awww, Woody Allen's NewAge movie has failed at the box office, and is probably one of his "worst-performing films ever".

He obviously didn't study The Secret close enough.

After your introduction to the world of Wicca, we're having a party where you can enjoy a bunch of Wiccan recipes. Then, when we've got you together in one place - you're all being arrested for rampant female fruitcakery.

The Devil might be to blame for American foreign policy. Keep it to yourselves.

Charlie Crist offered his political opponent a cross to drop out of the race.

Christ. Christ-ianity. Get it?

Yea, it's insanity, and he probably should've kept it to himself.

And now we know that conservative actor/icon Kelsey "Frasier" Grammer has kept it to himself that he's a paranormal, psychic-loving nutjob. But, considering he's also a despicable human being (and there's a picture of him leaping in the air) this should come as no surprise:

Like Woody Allen, he'll get what he deserves.