
Awww, Woody Allen's NewAge movie has
failed at the box office, and is probably one of his "worst-performing films ever".
He obviously didn't study
The Secret close enough.

After your introduction to
the world of Wicca, we're having a party where you can enjoy a bunch of
Wiccan recipes. Then, when we've got you together in one place - you're all
being arrested for
rampant female fruitcakery.
The Devil might be to blame for
American foreign policy. Keep it to yourselves.

Charlie Crist
offered his political opponent a cross to drop out of the race.
Christ. Christ-ianity. Get it?
Yea, it's insanity, and he probably should've kept it to himself.

And now we know that conservative actor/icon Kelsey "Frasier" Grammer has kept it to himself that he's
a paranormal, psychic-loving nutjob. But, considering he's also
a despicable human being (and there's a picture of him leaping in the air) this should come as no surprise:

Like Woody Allen, he'll
get what he deserves.
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