Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Chopra Studied Under The Master (Of Illusion)

It's hard to believe - anything - but especially how badly the lowly Derek Lowe is allowed to talk about the major thinkers of our time:
Well, no sooner do I speculate about whether Luc Montagnier has lost it then he makes headlines with a "water memory" story about teleporting DNA. [Enter a bunch of "sciencey" stuff about how stupid homeopathy is - Crack.]

Well, Montagnier himself says that he thinks that this experiment will be replicated by others, so I'll hold my fire until that's tried out. Until then, I note that this experiment has apparently made Deepak Chopra's day. It's hard for me to imagine that anything that has inspired such a fuzzy-brained column from such a fuzzy-brained man could lead to any good.
This guy just doesn't get it:

Deepak Chopra is going to make a fool of you!

One day, just you wait. One day, you're all going to eat your Maharishi-hating words! Deepak's in The San Francisco Chronicle, bitch - with Mark Motherfucking Morford - dropping the real "sciencey" science! You. Just. Fucking. Wait:

One of these days, these two geniuses are going to rock our fucking world.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know what you're trying to say, here, but I like Norah Jones's singing.

The Crack Emcee said...

Aw, come on!

Deepak? He was the Maharisi's butt boy? Nothing?

Tough crowd.

Trooper York said...

Norah is very nice in real life. I have met her a few times and she is the real deal.

Of course this was before she was discovered so it might be all changed.

I mean I know you are gonna be a real dick after you get famous. Just sayn'

Anonymous said...

Word is she greatly dislikes her biological father who pretty much just dumped his load and split.

The Crack Emcee said...

Troop,

I know you are gonna be a real dick after you get famous.

Please. I've been famous, it's no big whoop. I end up hiding a lot.

Naw, post-divorce Crack is as bad as it gets. I'm working on that, but still plan on hiding.