Thursday, January 13, 2011

If He Opens His Mouth, You're Being Clowned

Good Lord, you people are gullible:
The bullet “traveled the entire length of the brain on the left side,” said Dr. Rhee, Chief Trauma Surgeon at the University Medical Center, at a press conference on Sunday. In terms of being shot in the head, this is “about as good as it’s going to get,” said Rhee.

Giffords can open her eyes, but because she is on a ventilator she can’t speak, said Rhee.
Did you catch that? This is from Sunday. At the Tucson Memorial, on Wednesday, Obama said "Gabby opened her eyes for the first time" when he paid her a visit. Gotcha, Punk.

And here's a "you can fool some of the people some of the time,..." exit question:

We know this is what Obama was supposed to be, but - instead of one of those evil "Big Pharma" doctors - why didn't they just take Giffords to a NewAge "healer" or before the Arizona Homeopathic Board?

We hear they, too, can do miracles,...