Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Conclusion: Kucinich Is A Crappy Congressman

When the weird get going, the going gets weird:
Rep. Dennis Kucinich has sued a U.S. House of Representatives cafeteria for selling him a sandwich wrap that caused dental damage when he bit into an olive pit, according to a Jan. 3 lawsuit filed in Superior Court for the District of Columbia.

The Cleveland Democratic congressman's lawsuit seeks $150,000 in damages from companies that operate the Longworth House Office Building's cafeteria.

It says he bought the suspicious sandwich wrap "on or about April 17, 2008," and eating it caused "permanent dental and oral injuries requiring multiple surgical and dental procedures."

"Said sandwich wrap was unwholesome and unfit for human consumption in that it was presented to contain pitted olives, yet unknown to plaintiff, contained an unpitted olive or olives which plaintiff did not reasonably expect to be in the food prepared for him, and could not visually detect prior to consumption," the lawsuit said.

Kucinich's congressional office confirmed he filed the lawsuit. The document says the congressman believes he's entitled to damages for future dental and medical expenses and to compensate him for pain, suffering, and loss of enjoyment.
And let's not forget this dingbat claims he saw a U.F.O. while staying at Shirley MacLaine's house.

Hell, he should be suing himself, because the man IS the pits.


  1. That's a cheap-shot; taking a picture of somebody and photoshopping it to misrepresent their actual appearance.

    Stupid, too; like taking a picture of a donkey and putting the face of somebody on its asshole.

    Whatever . . . I know the standards around here are pretty low.

    By the way, Shirley MacLaine might be (or have been) a kook but she was way cute, back in the day.

    Just saying.

    One more thing: UFO stands for "unidentified flying object."


    You can see an UNIDENTIFIED! flying object and not think it's full of little green men.

    It's better that people report these things, when they're not sure, than they be intimidated by agenda-driven criticism and deprive us all of potentially valuable information.

    Think about it.

  2. Speaking of UFOs:

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