Since it's never too late to sharpen old skills, we've compiled this little primer from The American Childhood Knowledge Base™, for those of you who have become so confused by the NewAge they can't tell the difference between it and the real world. O.K., here we go:
This is the image of a doctor.
This is the image of a monster.
Now, next week, we'll move into the area of actual child care and answer the question:
"Why is this wrong?"