Friday, January 10, 2020

Everything I Dislike by The Crack Emcee


released a song over at CDBaby and it's kind of catchy. Check it out the lyrics:

[Chorus] 

Everything I dislike about my ex-wife gets fixed by Donald Trump 
Everything I don’t need about the elite gets nixed for faking funk 
Everything I despise about all these lies Is now getting debunked 
Everything I disagree about we gonna see about then we making punks 

People nowadays want to be mad, Man 
If you in the paper chase, you oughta be glad, Man 
It’s a real rat race and can be sad, Man 
but your ass got a taste and you were part of the plan 
You can move to the front or the back of the line 
You can choose to invest or you can choose to decline 
You can choose to get smarter or lose your mind 
You can try to see clear or you can try to go blind 
Whatever you do is now up to you 
They done legalized weed - you can think it through 
You can make a big plan and get complex 
Get on the internet and do a double-check 
You can hire somebody to make you an app 
“Marketing Department” and all that crap 
Set yourself free, Man, don’t hold back 
I’m The Crack Emcee and I’m living phat cuz 

 [Chorus] 

I ain’t no big fan of Oprah, Man 
Don’t spend a lot of time on the sofa, Man 
She don’t look like Steadman ever poked her, Man 
Every good rapper always want to choke her, Man 
She’s a leader in this movement they call NewAge 
where white women go around burning sage 
Indians hate them but they won’t stop 
You see them in Whole Foods buying rocks 
medicine with no ingredients 
ethnic foods without ethnic seasoning 
“Namaste” is their weird-ass greeting 
Little creepy girls over from Sweden 
Marianne Williamson ran for leader 
Five minutes in and we knew we need her 
to keep on talking for entertainment 
I called my [divorce] lawyer and said I’m claimant cuz 

[Chorus]