Soldier Of Fortune (Define "Fun")

 

 "30% of Americans Consult Astrology, Tarot Cards or Fortune Tellers" reports the Pew Research Center. 

    

 That's a lot, but "most say they engage in these practices for fun, rather than for insights or guidance on life decisions." Which makes me wish Pew had probed deeper, to maybe ask what's so "fun" about telling manipulative types the inner workings of your relationships and community? 

    

Or what's so "fun" about letting liars know you're gullible? 

    

 What's so "fun" about possibly helping "fortunetellers" update the information on you, kept on their own private online community bulletin boards, that they can consult to know specific things about someone, no matter which "fortuneteller" they consult in the area?

What's so "fun" about undermining science, while keeping profoundly unscientific (and sometimes destructive) practices alive?

And what's so "fun" about representing, and proving, how bad your education, and the system that produced it, is?

 

THE Breaking Story Of The NewAge: News Reporting Has Sucked For Decades

After we can now see it's taken over 5 years for "Washington insiders" like Joe Scarborough and Jake Tapper to recognize Joe Biden was out of his mind,

and it's been since October 7, 2023 that Piers Morgan has failed to recognize what most the of the world has seen all along in Gaza,

AND after thousands of reporters walked through the offices of Theranos but - still - couldn't see anything wrong without the aid of a whistleblower,

It's safe to say Obama giving Oprah America's highest civilian honor for her influence on journalism and culture - after she peddled quacks and con artists, anti-vaccine tropes and "The Secret" - just keeps making sense.

As has the silence from journalists.

 

Opposites Attract

 

"[JD Vance is] saying,...when the majority decides something, the courts can't intervene and tell them they can't have it. This is exactly the opposite of the how our country was structured."

Kristi Noem Ridiculed for Claiming Habeas Corpus Gives Trump Right 'To Remove People From This Country': 'She Has No Clue' - "Kristi Noem's reply is the complete opposite of the definition of habeas corpus," one comment read. 

   

CNN Anchor Busts Out Laughing At Trump Insisting ‘I’m The Opposite Of A Nazi’

I Was A Punk Before You Were A Punk (And I Was One Of The Smart Ones, Too)

The Democrat Party - pretending they didn't know where their actions were taking us - cracks me up. 

   

Living in a law-abiding nation - when our lawmakers don't know the law - should tell them we're now deep in their NewAge. 

If reading about the spread of disease (in part because idiots are going to outdoor concerts) doesn't.

   

Living in the NewAge is why Ezra Klein can talk to Jake Tapper, about "How Groupthink Protected Biden and Re-elected Trump," like Tapper wasn't part of it. They're so confused.

   

 I've already written lengthy pieces about all of this - countless times - and I was going to write one about it again, but then, someone beat me to it AND summed it all up, too nicely:

"Absolutely nothing about Gwyneth Paltrow is punk rock"

Society's Talking To Everyone But Me (And I'm - Literally - Years Ahead Of Them)

"[Osho] gets off a little easy in that ["Wild, Wild Country"] documentary...partly because they're interviewing people who are still to some extent devoted."

- Mind-Control Historian Rebecca Lemov, above, on "The Joe Rogan Experience" a few days ago

"Does anyone think the cultists featured in, say, Netflix's "Wild, Wild Country" documentary, immediately stopped what they were doing, and melted back into society, behaving normally? Or, do you think these lovers of herd mentality kept trying to find new avenues - to holding power over others - in their personal and professional lives? And what do you think the result of that is?"

- The Crack Emcee, here, in February of last year

NewAge Is Neither Left Or Right

"It was a mistake for Democrats to not listen to the voters earlier and set up a process that would have gotten us in a position when we could've been more competitive. Ultimately, in retrospect, you can't defend what the Democratic Party did because we are stuck with a madman."

These words, from Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy, only serve to point out how long it takes for NewAgers to admit their failings.

Actually doing something about thier failings will take much longer, because (as I've said many times) Democrats don't learn. So they don't admit wrong. So they don't apologize. They always prefer to "move on" from what they've done, in hopes that they can either A) outrun it, or B) compel the world to "move on," too.

The desire to "move on" is how Naziism has survived since WWII.

 

Rainbow-Colored Naziism (It's Only Wrong When I Say It)

"If I was a dictator, [NewAgers are] one of the first groups of people that I would eliminate."

How is it that I can start this blog in 1985, talking about the NewAge Movement and how much harm it's caused - not just to the world but to me personally: I've lost a marriage, family, friends, employment, you name it - but today, in 2025, saying NewAge is horrible has morphed into the punchline for a Bill Burr bit? 

    

I'll tell you how: because I've put it all together and the Bill Burr's of the world haven't - and the fascists know it - so I, a black man, will catch hell for decades while Bill Burr doesn't, because Bill Burr's no threat. Consider, in his previous Saturday Night Live monologue, he said "white women" were who's responsible for the backlash to "woke":

"The way white women somehow hijacked the woke movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this....somehow, white women swung their Gucci-booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line."

Notice: he was analysing it, but (apparently) still hasn't put together those "white women" are NewAgers, putting themselves at the head of the line that's supposed to be for me, but using it to bury me, instead. Not only for noticing but saying something about it. It's truly remarkable.

  

Remarkable because, if you put Burr's observations with those of Norman Finkelstein, about all the trouble "woke" has been causing for minorities, then you can start to understand the authoritarian era were in, and not only how it got started but by who. It was the actions of NewAgers, already wrongly cancelling people like me, who brought us the authoritarianism of Donald Trump. 

     

Conspiracy theorists are suggesting the CIA is using AI chat bots to keep Americans from analyzing things online, but why would that be necessary - or realistic - when the nation's already embraced a long-running religion that's been keeping Americans from thinking for the last 20 years, resulting in an American Civil Rights Movement that, today, is used to defend white South Africans?

 

Three Songs From The Upcoming Album "The Golden Age"

The Crack Emcee · Three Songs From The Upcoming Album "The Golden Age"

Mystic Mayhem™ Amid The Luminance Of Our Lunacy

 

If the Nazis returned, the only thing about a Whole Foods, that Adolf Hitler would object to, is it's staff diversity. 

Himmler would see all the yoga studios and feel totally validated, knowing any nation - attempting this much de-stressing - must be killing a lot of innocent people (and we are). 

Hess would be over the moon after hearing of RFK, Jr's appointments. 

Reinhard Heydrich would think, if President Trump shut out refugees but is making White South Africans an exception, that makes sense. 

Our fleet of B-2 bombers - and, especially, using them to hurt poor people - would leave Goering wondering where he and his crew went wrong. 

And Joseph Goebbels would find the American government's almost-complete control - over the world's public - most impressive. 

 

They'd all be able to see their influence on America, clearly, but America can't see anything. Not in our super-religious, militarized nation, that educates it's citizens so well a married man can think he's "Jesus" and yoga-promoter Jennifer Aniston is his "Queen," but nobody (beyond his wife who speaks, Oprah-like, of something "manifesting") can spot much is out of order, until he's ramming Aniston's gate with his car.

And it's not just us gone batty - or, rather, Blavatsky. In 2025, Helena could've been an editor for Britain's Daily Mail, approving headlines like this:

Diana Nostradamus who foresaw her death reads Royal charts and makes stunning predictions about a Meghan 'reality check', 'lost' Harry... and their marriage

This is "news," People. As we, currently, starve Palestinians to death, instead of out-right murdering them. The world's lost its stomach for it. The Nazis, too - from top to bottom - found their own actions distasteful, when finally directly confronted with them. That's never stopped anybody from anything, then until now. The Third Reich's ultimate legacy - obviously - is we just keep marching on.

 

Crack's Big Hits (Hot Takes)

 

DOUGLAS MURRAY IS AN ASSHOLE: Rebel Against the Cult of the Expert 

   

 IT'S NOT VERY "SPIRITUAL" OF INDIA TO BLAME PAKISTAN FOR A "TERRORIST" ATTACK: India and Pakistan accuse each other of attacks, tourists flee 

   

AMERICAN MADE: Source: Houthi missile shot down by Arrow after US THAAD missed for 2nd time this week

AMERICA FIRST: Detroit automakers fuming after Trump’s first trade deal gives preferential treatment to imported U.K. cars over their own 

   

 HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD: The Who retiring as Pete Townsend says 'Everyone needs to know the truth'

 

NOTHING RACIAL - OR REPELLENT - ABOUT THIS ADMINISTRATION: First Afrikaners granted refugee status due to arrive in U.S. 

   

 BUT NINE INCH NAILS WILL NEVER BE GOOD: Al Jourgensen Shares Honest Opinion on Trent Reznor's Success as Industrial Musician: 'He's on the Cover of Rolling Stone, and We're Still Slogging in the Trenches' 

   

 THAT MEANS SHE'S A BAD DOCTOR: RFK Jr.: Casey Means ‘walked away from traditional medicine because she was not curing patients’ 

   

 LET'S GIVE THE GUY A SHOT: New Pope Has Creole Roots in New Orleans 

   

 AMERICAN VALUES: “Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College”

TRUMP'S A BUFFOON: FACT FOCUS: Trump claims the US subsidizes Canada. Experts say the numbers don’t add up 

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 THE BLUES AND THE LIMITS OF FREE SPEECH: KANYE WEST'S 'HEIL HITLER' REMOVED FROM ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS

From The Top To The Bottom And The Bottom To The Top (You're Being Lied To)

Trump’s strange obsession to appoint the wrong people in the realm of healthcare – PART 1

‘Get rid of the pseudoscience’: top doctor’s plan to improve America’s health

You’re being lied to about protein

Trend-Spotting In The Trump Era

This Israeli Government Is Not Our Ally

AI Is Not Your Friend

ChatGPT is not your friend

I've Got A Question On French "Civilization"

Could you hug a murderer, who - you know - had chopped off people's heads?

 

It's A Big Club (And I'm Not In It)

Story of my life: "Implied in the blues is a stubborn refusal to go beyond the existential problem and substitute otherworldly answers. It is not that the blues reject God; rather, they ignore God by embracing the joys and sorrows of life,...God is present — he is simply out of reach."

Speaking of things out of reach, have you noticed how long people have debated Palestine, without ever nailing anything down - beyond Trump & Co. insisting you better do what zionists (and other supposed "experts") tell you?

They do this to keep things confused, so doing things the way they (seem to have) always been done appears to be the only way forward.

America's government has made little-to-no effort whatsoever, even since Oct 7, to explain the history of zionism to America's citizens, as we're paying - literally - to uphold what most would probably think of as a caustic belief system. 

That the government does this on purpose - reducing American citizens to unwilling participants in an international crime - is chilling. And exactly what George Washington warned us against.

Whatever. I laughed out loud when I read "Ex-worker of accused sex cult OneTaste tells jurors she was expected to orgasm ‘with anybody off the street’" because the second post I did on OneTaste, all the way back in 2009, said just that:

"TMR hadn't heard too much out of One Taste, except when a friend in The City mentioned they were expanding the cult by offering orgies to homeless men. Our friend said all a stranger had to do was go to the One Taste center and say they had participated in the Yoga Tree's cult program, but wanted to go beyond those "teachings," and One Taste (a supposedly female-oriented cult) would allow men in - to fuck. The men would then be "handled" by a weird bearded guy who would decide who would pair with whom, but everyone, including the bearded guy, would be sucking up to a woman."

 

15 years later and they've learned nothing. This is why I don't write very much. What's the point? At this rate, most Americans will figure out Turkmenistan is a "Gateway to Hell" sometime around 2040. In the meantime, they'll keep blaming blacks, I'm sure. I told you: 

It's the story of my life.