There Muth Be Thome People, Out There, That Hath Grown Quite Dumb, Becauth - Oh - Look At How Blacketh Thou Ath Hath Become!!!

"'O people of Chicago, why do you shun me so?' he lamented.

'I have a bachelor’s degree and I am here to organize you.'

And then Obamacles heard from behind a voice of such fury and anger 
that he was frozen in fear for the very first time.

It was the Jeremiad, the fire-breathing Monster of the Pulpit, who roared:

'You stupid ass foo, it because you white!'"

-- Iowahawk, in his hilarious take on Barack and Homer, called "The Idiossey" (read the whole thing) in Big Hollywood.

The Crazy (Kid) Cult Leader Of Can-Uh-Duh

"Although they know where he is, Tom has refused any contact with his mother, father, two brothers and his two half-sisters.

Tom, 18, calls the process he has been through 'defooing' - freeing himself from his 'family of origin'. The term was coined by the founder of the website under whose 'malign' influence Tom's family say he has fallen.

Freedomain Radio (FDR), run from Canada by Stefan Molyneux, describes itself as 'the largest and most popular philosophy show on the web'. But Ms [Barbara Weed] has a different description for it. She calls it a cult."

-- Tom Whipple, with another story about the sick Canadian cult leader (above) who destroys unknowing families, online, by convincing kids they're more mature than they actually are, in The Times Online.