The Donald Says He Would've Been A Great Match With Pelosi But She's Too Old

OUR MEDICAL CARE IS EXPENSIVE - THEIRS SUCKS:

  Deadly cancer treatment delays now ‘routine’ in NHS, say damning reports

THEY CAN HAVE IT:

  The Christian right is coming for divorce next

ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS - THIS DON'T FIT:

  New York Times bestseller list is 'politically biased' against conservatives, Economist study finds 

   

 MIGHT/MIGHT NOT:

  Aliens Might Be Living Among Us ''Disguised As Humans'', Claims Harvard Study

THEY'LL BE THANKED 100 YEARS FROM NOW:

  Annual Congressional Baseball Game descends into chaos after climate change protestors storm the field in Washington DC - before being tackled to the ground and arrested by cops

THERE'S A LOT OF CONS IN SUPPLEMENTS:

  The dark truth about protein shakes: Doctors reveal the health problems they can cause - and why the hype around them is 'the biggest con in supplements'

THE MOLE PEOPLE:

  These conspiracy theory believers went deep down the rabbit hole — then found a way out

KIWI CHIROS CANCEL CRYING CRITTERS FOR CASH:

  Australian chiropractors are “irresponsible” trying to put their financial interests before babies

YOU'RE SPECIAL ENOUGH TO KILL FOR,...WHATEVER:

  Ancient Genomes Reveal Which Children the Maya Selected for Sacrifice

NOW THAT'S A REAL RANGER:

  Man says Houston park ranger made him strip, demanded sex and money at Cullen Park

THEY'RE CALLING IT THE STAR WARS KILLER:

  Did ‘The Acolyte’ Just Introduce a Coven of Lesbian Witches to the Star Wars Universe?

INAPPROPRIATE AND MOUTHY - WHAT A CATCH:

  Mississippi trooper fired for 'sharing gay romp sex tape' with fellow cops breaks silence to reveal 'dirty little secrets' of the panel of men who fired her - including asking her for nude photos

NO WU 4 U, GOD:

  Judge bars ‘pharma bro’ from streaming Wu-Tang Clan album after suit says he copied it

RIP, PARDNER:

  Mark James dead at 83: Legendary songwriter behind Elvis hits Suspicious Minds and Always On My Mind passes away in Nashville

There's Nothing In An American High School Education To Prepare You For Life

BUT THAT'S WHERE THE SPINE ENDS:

  Beware of chiropractors who insert two fingers into your vagina!

IT'S THE HOTTEST THING AND EVERYBODY'S TRYING IT - AGAIN:

  Maine man sentenced for ‘cult-like’ sexual misconduct 

   

 HE THINKS SCIENCE IS A PERSON:

  Biden’s got a plan to protect science from Trump

WATER WORLD:

  IS HOMEOPATHY COST-EFFECTIVE? A New Economic Evaluation of Homeopathy

MOST WHO USE COMPLIMENTARY OR ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE GET CANCER:

 Most Cancer Patients Use Complementary or Alternative Medicine

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA:

  Anticancer potential of homeopathic medicines

ZIONISTS ARE NAZIS STILL WANTING "LIVING SPACE": 

Revealed: Israeli spy chief ‘threatened’ ICC prosecutor over war crimes inquiry

PEOPLE ARE STUPID - THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS LOSING DEBATES:

  Bill Maher responds to critics claiming he's 'turned': 'It's that your ideas are stupid'

WHO'S TO STOP THEM?

  Why Nazi slogans and xenophobia appeal to rich kids

I'M BORED - I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED:

  Scientists solve mystery of why killer whales are attacking boats worldwide

DRESSED FOR SUCCESS:

  Mass. stabbing spree suspect Jared Ravizza seen in pics with lip gloss, nail polish as court docs confirm name change

TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS:

  Morgan Spurlock's fast-food documentary earned him millions - then he confessed his off-camera lies and a dark past of sexual perversion, addiction... and never worked a day again

BUT SHE RAISED HIM:

  Her son was an accused cult leader. She says he was a victim, too

WITH FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI:

  Woman admits to EATING her grandmother's remains and cooking them in a pasta dish in shock radio confessional: 'I ate my Nan'

STICK TO THE WHITE BEAR NEXT TIME:

  Black bear 'kebabs' gives family parasitic worms, 3 people hospitalized

THE SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE FINALLY GOT TO HIM:

  Pope Francis shocks bishops by saying gay men should not be admitted to church seminaries because 'there's already too much f*****ry'

TOP-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT - IF YOU RIDE A BROOM:

  Classics of Pagan Cinema: Teen Witch (1989)

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NO HELMETS, AFTER-SCHOOL ADULT SUPERVISION, AND POT WAS ILLEGAL: 

Millennial Mom Tells Her Kids the Horror Stories of Being Raised by Boomers

YOURS, TOO? Harriette Cole:

  My girlfriend’s astrology obsession has become too much

AT LEAST IT'S NOT YOUR WIFE:

  Skowhegan woman learns to heal from nearly 20 years of stepfather's 'cult-like' abuse

AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT YOUR KIDS:

  Hundreds of children rescued from religious cult after police raid in Zimbabwe

HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEL:

  Bob Dylan's rare abstract painting from Woodstock years sells for nearly 200K at auction... after he traded it for an astrology chart

WHEN BEING FILMED FUCKING A GUY NAMED "RAY-JAY" IS CONSIDERED SUCCESS:

   The Kardashians Are in Their Flop Era

THROW SOMETHING OVER MEGHAN:

  Nigeria’s first lady slams US after Meghan Markle visit: ‘We do not want nakedness in our culture’

THROW SOMETHING OVER AUSTRALIA:

  Australian police arrest a man accused of running naked through an airliner

NOT-SO GLAMOROUS: 

Glamorous doctor 'faked cancer diagnosis to scam friend out of $160,000'

OLD PROBLEM - GETTING THEM - NEW PROBLEM: 

People who use weight loss drugs like Ozempic face a problem: What to do when they run out or can't take them anymore 

    

 BONEY M: 

24 Pictures Showing How Much Skinnier Female Idols Are Compared To Regular People

AN ACADEMY-LEVEL PERFORMANCE: 

Master of Make-Believe - A struggling actor struck it rich in Hollywood—then the F.B.I. showed up

THE NOT-SO-NEW "YOU": 

'Crying mom' who went viral for baking video slams ex for sharing her dark past: 'I know who I am!'

LIFE IS MESSY: 

Why you shouldn’t be afraid of being a mess

THEY THINK THEY CUTE: 

Sold-out San Francisco event proves flirting's back

SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN: 

Indiana nuptials descends into chaos with groom in jail and one person shot after guest is seen 'flirting' with woman who wasn't his wife

SHE'S ALREADY DEAD TO ME: 

‘I feel like my sister died’: inside the shocking TikTok dance cult

NEWAGE: 

The Cult-Like Language That's Coursing Through Business - What do crypto companies, hyper online career coaches, and cults have in common?

GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE: 

BTS And HYBE Face Massive Backlash After Group’s Shocking Plagiarism Scandal Resurfaces

EXPOSURE: 

Musician's Middle School Bully Asked Her To Perform At Her Wedding For Free To Build Her Portfolio— ‘It's Bold Of You To Assume I'd Gift You A $2,500 Service'

CALL ME WHEN THEY START FORKING: 

50 Cent Reacts To Rumor About Diddy “Spooning” Male Producer

SOUL COPY: 

Sole copy of Wu-Tang Clan album to be played to the public for first time at Mona 

   

 IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, BABY: 

Doug Ingle, frontman of rock band Iron Butterfly, dies aged 78