Twenty-Four Seven, Three Sixty-Five, Seven Days A Week, Until You Die

Waking up to hear President Trump's theory, that "Joe Biden died in 2020 and was replaced by a clone," is the latest reminder that, for America in 2024, the political choice was NOT between bad governance under the Democrats or,...whatever MAGA is supposed to be now (I get that "Again" is the late 80s, before the internet, when Trump shined) but a choice between NewAge mumbo jumbo of the flavor delivered on TV with Oprah, or conspiracy theories the way radio used to ladle them out on Coast To Coast AM. 

    

But, no matter which - whether you like 'em or not - you were gonna get it. No one in this country is spared "the crazy." Ever. It's not allowed. Voting for Trump, to escape the influence of Democrat "spirituality," was only going to lead to Trump putting RFK, Jr. and Dr. Oz in charge of healthcare. It was inevitable. There was never going to be a way out. 

   

Clones, Christ, craziness, and even the cosmic - when promising common sense - is the defining feature of American life.

 

Maple Leafs Hide Your Privates (And Your Face)

Damn, we knew some shit in Canada is fucked up, but this is ridiculous:

TORONTO, Ontario, December 20, 2010 (LifeSiteNews.com) - The Ontario Human Rights Tribunal has ordered a Catholic school board to compensate three members of a prominent UFO cult after finding the board guilty of religious discrimination.

Daniel, Michel, and Sylvie Chabot, members of the Raelian cult, were hired in November 2006 by the Conseil Scolaire Catholique Franco-Nord to offer ‘emotional pedagogy’ training sessions for teachers. They delivered such sessions through what they call the Academy of Pleasurology and Emotional Intelligence (APEI).

The Catholic board chose to end the contract in January 2007 after discovering their membership in the cult, which claims that humans were planted on Earth by benevolent extraterrestrials.

On December 15th, Tribunal vice president Michelle Flaherty ruled that the board had discriminated against the three siblings on the basis of their beliefs.  The parties had agreed to mediation, but asked the Tribunal to determine if the human rights code was violated.  The decision does not reveal how much the board must pay in penalty.

"The Academy of Pleasurology and Emotional Intelligence"? Puh-leaze.

The Raelians are a stupid U.F.O. cult with sex on the brain, well-known for their naked stunts and bogus claims about cloning.

How these perverted fruitloops could ever be considered a religion is beyond comprehension - they're a bunch of freaky frauds, and nothing more, as has been proven repeatedly in country after country.

That Canada (of all places) fell for their bullshit is beyond belief.
What's this aboot, CA? Just horny? Oh, man, y'all ain't ever going to live this shit down!

There's A Reason Organic Foods Cost So Much

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

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"GENEVA (AFP) — A Swiss court has denied residency to the French head of the controversial Rael sect, which believes extraterrestrials created Earth, after a canton said he posed a [threat to] public order.

But guru Claude Vorilhon -- better known as Rael -- says he will appeal Wednesday's ruling before the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg, on grounds of religious discrimination, his followers said Thursday.

Moreover the decision does not bar Rael from spending up to three months in Switzerland as a tourist.

Both the Swiss federal court and the southwestern canton of Valais took issue with the sect's positions on paedophilia and human cloning, which are both banned in Switzerland. The movement claimed it had cloned a human in 2002 but never produced evidence.

'Public interest to abolish threats the integrity of minors and human dignity prevails above all other considerations,' the judges said in their ruling.

Rael had argued he also opposed sexual relations with minors and that a cloning service the group allegedly ran in fact never existed. [Busted! - TMR]

Founded in France in the 1970s by Rael, a former auto journalist, the group claims 65,000 followers in 93 countries. "

-- AFP News Service, catching Claude in yet another lie, on the AFP.