Musician John Mayer offers $25,000 for an old mug shot (above) House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has launched an urgent effort to raise $100,000 by Monday to help combat what she calls GOP 'smears' about health care reform - both during a recession - while the owner of Papa John's pizza can offer $250,000 to find his old Camaro, yet many continue to wonder why we're going broke. Or why celebrities and politicians can't seem to help America's poor with direct cash donations - from their own pockets - like they do for foreigners. Or why few donate to this blog (yea, you knew I'd go there, didn't you? Didn't you?) with it's decidedly conservative, pro-American bent,...
Maybe it's because this country has too many frivolous, impractical, anti-American assholes in it, who are, both, in power and also full of shit.
Yes kids, this is the regular (and popular) guest on The Daily Show, that had people - like guitarist John Meyer - accosting others in the street, demanding we worship this fool and install him as our president in the last election. Let's tally up what we know about Captain Brilliance, so far:
His writings regularly appeared in a white supremacist newsletter his office distributed.
In the movie, Bruno, he's a mark who reveals his homophobia during an interview.
And, now, he finally lets the world know he honestly thinks the United States government conspired to kill 3,000 of it's own citizens on 9/11.
Musician John Mayer offers $25,000 for an old mug shot (above) House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has launched an urgent effort to raise $100,000 by Monday to help combat what she calls GOP 'smears' about health care reform - both during a recession - while the owner of Papa John's pizza can offer $250,000 to find his old Camaro, yet many continue to wonder why we're going broke. Or why celebrities and politicians can't seem to help America's poor with direct cash donations - from their own pockets - like they do for foreigners. Or why few donate to this blog (yea, you knew I'd go there, didn't you? Didn't you?) with it's decidedly conservative, pro-American bent,... 
Maybe it's because this country has too many frivolous, impractical, anti-American assholes in it, who are, both, in power and also full of shit. 
That's my theory anyway.
