Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Say Goodbye To President What's-His-Name

"The worst thing I have ever done in my life."

-- John Ensign, Nevada Republican Senator and (former) possible presidential candidate, admitting he had an affair with 46-year-old Cynthia Hampton, a campaign staffer - and he was also being blackmailed by her husband, Douglas Hampton (!) - but all that their "Free Love" added up to (so far) was two smarmy jerks thinking they were getting away with some dark and dank stinky-winky, their loved one's suffering broken hearts, a few more broken lives (and destroyed friendships), a bit o' jealous rage, greed, a political career in the toilet, the further demoralization of our country's ethics, plus a feature on Politico.com.

If you ask us, all well worth it:

Congratulations, asshole: you're officially a loser!!!

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