Christopher Ciccone On Demi Moore: Gay Men Ain't Shit (Once The Flirt Starts To Squirt)

"Christopher Ciccone has branded Demi Moore a 'diva' who treats gay men like handbags.

The 48-year-old artist - who is released a tell-all book entitled 'Life With My Sister Madonna' last year, in which he declared his famous older sister a control freak, a narcissist and a cheapskate - said the 'Striptease' star stopped speaking to him when she met her now-husband Ashton Kutcher.

After meeting at a Los Angeles Kabbalah centre, Demi and openly homosexual Christopher became firm friends. However, when Demi's relationship with Ashton started to get serious, Christopher claims she immediately dropped him.

He told Britain's Observer newspaper: 'A certain kind of diva carries a gay man around like a handbag, like an accessory. And then once they find the right straight guy, they don't need a male companion any more.'

It isn't the first time Christopher has spoken out against the 46-year-old actress - last year he revealed she squirted her breast milk at his lesbian friends during a night out.

He said: 'We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that's not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends... the lawyers didn't think it was wise for me to print that.'"

-- China Daily

NewAge Makes Ugly Predictions Come True

Wow - he called it perfectly:

Back in July, Madonna's brother, Christopher Ciccone, told The Daily Mail, "the edict that you have to belong [to the Kabbalah cult] in order to work for [Madonna] hasn't yet been formalised, but I suspect it will soon be." And now, according to Showbiz Spy, his words carry weight:

"Madonna's friendship with Britney Spears is reportedly on the rocks after the Toxic singer ditched Kabbalah.

Spears, 26, had been following the mystical Jewish faith as part of her ongoing attempts to straighten out her public image.

But, according to Britain's News of The World newspaper, Spears no longer wants to be involved with the celeb religion -- and subsequently had her forthcoming live spot on Madonna's Sticky & Sweet tour dumped.

A source says, "Madonna is dismayed that Britney has just dropped Kabbalah.

"She's always believed it is a way of life, not just something to pick up and get rid of on a whim.

"Madonna doesn't feel she can work with Britney any more because they're just not aligned on a spiritual level."

Britney -- who releases her sixth studio album, Circus, in December -- was due to appear on stage with the Queen of Pop for a live duet as part of the US leg of her tour. But the stunt has now been axed."

Well, well, well. This certainly doesn't sound like altogether "spiritual" behavior to me,...just very, very cultishly NewAge.

Beautiful

Mud Finally Sticks To Madonna (That Her Magic NewAge Kabbalah Water Can't Wash Off,...)

THE stress of the past month is taking its toll on MADONNA.

The Queen Of Pop has sacked two dancers and her tour manager is threatening to walk out over her spectacular moods.

And for the first time, despite her incredible fitness regime, her health has started to suffer.

Doctors discovered Madge is anaemic, a surefire sign she is overdoing it, and she also suffered a painful knee injury.

Madge has had a doctor, physiotherapist and a chiropractor on duty during rehearsals for her forthcoming Sticky & Sweet world tour.

Crisis

This week medical experts ordered her to take her foot off the pedal on the punishing dance routines because her body simply cannot cope.

She is now taking time out and resting in New York state’s Hamptons resort with close pal GWYNETH PALTROW.

Madge’s meltdown follows some testing times in her personal life.

She has faced claims of a crisis in her marriage to GUY RITCHIE and allegations that she is a home-wrecker over her relationship with baseball star ALEX ‘A-ROD’ RODRIGUEZ.

And a book penned by her brother Christopher Ciccone has lifted the lid on family secrets and tensions. The strain has pushed her famous mood swings to terrifying new extremes.

A source in her camp said: “Madonna is doing less than OK. She has been rehearsing for the tour and she is totally miserable.

“She’s down physically and mentally. The situation with Guy is very, very tense. The way the press are going crazy with the A-Rod story, her brother’s book and her physical exhaustion are all taking their toll.

“Family tension with her father and two of her other siblings has also been awkward.

“She feels nobody has taken her side. One of her closest pals says she has never seen Madonna so low. She has been feeling low and looking really gaunt.

“Madonna was told to go soft on work and rehearsals, so she will now take one proper day off every week and go easy in the mornings.

“She has a blood analysis done every few days — including one during last Friday’s rehearsal in front of everyone.”

I reckon it may be a good time for Guy to take up golf.

Madonna moods? Sounds like the ultimate domestic torture to me.

Gordon Smart, writing for The Sun.

She'd Have To Kill Him First

"It's hard to muster a ton of sympathy for a guy profiting handsomely from a hatchet job on his own sister — regardless of how miserably she may have treated him."

-- Alex Altman, on Christopher Ciccone's new book, "Life with My Sister Madonna," in TIME Magazine.

What An Ass

* When Madonna decided to have a baby, she first eyed cross-dressing NBA kook Dennis Rodman and "Melrose Place" actor John Enos before she picked Carlos Leon, whom she met in Central Park - even though she was "not sure he fulfills the intelligence requirement."

* When she romped with JFK Jr., Madonna said, "I feel like I am repeating Marilyn [Monroe] and the president."

* Ingrid Casares was Madonna's perpetual "yes-woman," a "sycophant," content to "sit at [her] feet, as if she were Madonna's slave . . . It wouldn't have surprised me at all if [they] were having intimate relations."

* Madonna hangs an 8-by-12-foot photo of herself in S&M gear and lying on a bed with dead animals in her home - in full view of the kids. It's "the creepiest thing I've ever seen."

* Madonna's first husband, Sean Penn, once cornered Ciccone, pulled out a jackknife and insisted, "Let's be blood brothers," then sliced open both their thumbs to seal the deal. Years later, Penn approached the openly gay Ciccone, mentioned the ritual and asked, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"

-- More revelations from "Life With My Sister Madonna," by Christopher Ciccone, which is due out next week.

Chris Doesn't Understand NewAge

"I hope that it is Kabbalah's lesson that she is not the center of the universe."

-- Christopher Ciccone, getting NewAge teachings backwards in his new book, "Life With My Sister Madonna," scheduled to come out next Tuesday.